Greeting. Salutations. 'Ey up.

My name is Andrew. I come from Scotland... That makes me Scottish. However, I am half Thai too. Which makes me also half Thai. Which also means I'm half Scottish! AYE!

I have many passions in life. I like skateboarding. I like art and sketching/drawing the shizzle from inside my brizzle (brain). I like music (anything from Classical to Death Metal) and play a little guitar (it's a full sized guitar, but I don't play it that often, is what I mean). And I have one gorgeous little lady whom I absolutley love! (She's my girlfriend - but I don't like that word!)

I love Newgrounds. I play games and stuff. But mostly I love watching all the funny comedy/parody things! It's good to laugh about stuff!

So I have recently bought Flash CS4 and I'm hoping I can use it to make some animations myself... Hopefully I'll have something submitted by 2030 if I'm lucky!
Also I've been trying to submit some of my drawings to NG, but for some reason it's not letting me. No idea why. Just keeps saying it's lost my Upload and stuff... Anyone help meh?

I am also an ambassador of Troll-kind. Trolls are our friends people... Let us not destroy the world which they share with us. They are an old race, here long before the humans. They could teach us all a thing or two about the way of the universe... Anyway, more on this later. Hopefully I can delve deeper into my Troll obsession. And hopefully there will be some people on here that give a damn! Hah! That'll be the day!

Peace to you. All of my 0 friends and all the ZERO people who have visited my page, or taken any interest in my non-existent work. All the NOBODIES who have supported me in the NO submissions I have put on!

THIS IS ESSENTIALLY A MESSAGE TO MYSELF! BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS I EXIST! Which is a bit of a paradox, because then how do I really know I exist anyways? Weird isn't it? I'll shut up now!

TRANSMISSION ENDS!